Bob dies and decends to Hell. The devil is there to greet him. The devil says, "Hello, welcome to Hell."

Bob, scared out of his wits, says "Okay, now that I'm here, what do we do in Hell?"

The devil says, "Do you like to drink?". Bob replies, "Why sure, I drank a lot when I was alive. I spent most nights at the bars."

The devil says, "Then you're going to LOVE Mondays. Thats all we do on Mondays, all day and night, we drink."

(Bob thinks to himself, "This doesn't sound too bad.")

The devil says, "Do you like to smoke?". Bob replies, "Why sure, I was a chain-smoker when I was alive."

The devil says, "Then you're going to LOVE Tuesdays. Thats all we do on Tuesdays, all day and night, we smoke."

(Bob thinks to himself, "I think I might like it here.")

The devil says, "Are you Gay?". Bob replies, "No...NO WAY."

The devil says, "Then you're going to HATE Wednesdays."

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