Subject: NEW VIRUSES! ***BE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR THE FOLLOWING VIRUSES:
CLINTON VIRUS - Gives you a 7 Inch Hard Drive with NO memory.
VIAGRA VIRUS - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.
LEWINSKY VIRUS - Sucks all the memory out of your computer then emails everyone about what it did.
RONALD REAGAN VIRUS - Saves your data but forgets where it is stored.
MIKE TYSON VIRUS - Quits after two bytes.
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS - Your 30 GB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100 MB then slowly expands back to 30 GB.
DR. JACK KEVORKIAN VIRUS - Deletes all old files.
ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS - Disks can no longer be inserted.
TITANIC VIRUS - Your whole computer goes down.
DISNEY VIRUS - Everything in your computer goes Goofy.
PROZAC VIRUS - Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.
JOEY BUTTAFUOCO VIRUS- Only attacks minor files.
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS - Terminates some files and leaves... but IT WILL BE BAAAAACK.
LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS - Re-formats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy then discards it through Windows.
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