Women think they already know everything, but wait...training courses are  now available for women on the following subjects:   

1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before

2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits  

3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits  

4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game  

5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too  

6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His  

7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First  

8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking  

9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging  

10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire  

11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up  

12. Introduction to Parking  

13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space  

14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat  

15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter  

16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption  

17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People  

18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully  

19. PMS: "Poor me syndrome" Your Problem . . . Not His  

20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To  

21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have  

22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice  

23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together  

24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both  

25. TV Remotes: For Men Only  

26. The Toilet : You can learn to leave the seat up

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