Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A different bar.

Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong.

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment.

What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast? They are hiring.

Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek? Because they're not going to work in the future either.

Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi? He walks around saying "Yo".

What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm? A pimp.

Why do drivers education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays? Because on Tues. and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

What the difference between a Southern zoo and a Northern zoo? A Southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with a recipe.

What's the Cuban national anthem? "Row, Row, Row your Boat".

What's the difference between a northern fairy tale and a southern fairy tale?  A northern fairy tale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairy tale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit...

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