A professor is giving the first year medical students their first lecture on autopsies and decides to give them a few   basics before starting.

"You must be capable of two things  to do an autopsy. The first thing is that you must have no  sense of fear." At this point, the lecturer sticks his finger  into the dead man's anus, and then licks it.  He asks all the students to do the same thing with the corpses  in front of them.

After a couple of minutes silence, they follow suit.

"The second thing is that you must have an acute sense of  observation: I stuck my middle finger into the corpse's anus,  but I licked my index."

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