HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:
> Compliment her
>  cuddle her
>  kiss her
>  caress her
>  love her
>  stroke her
>  tease her
>  comfort her
>  protect her
> hug her
> hold her
> spend money on her
> wine & dine her
> buy things for her
> listen to her
> care for her
>  stand by her
>  support her
>  Go to the ends of the earth for her...
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:
>  Show up naked
>  Bring beer

 

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