Red Riding Hood was on her way to her grandmother's place when she saw a Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log. "My what big eyes you have," said Red Riding Hood. The wolf runs away...

A little further down the road Red Riding Hood sees the wolf crouched behind a tree. "My, what big ears you have," said Red Riding Hood. Again, the wolf runs away.

Little Red Riding Hood was getting a little suspicious by this time but continued on her way to grandmas. About 2 miles down the road she sees the wolf again, this time he is squatting behind a road sign. "My what big teeth you have," said Red Riding Hood.

With that the wolf jumps up and screams, "WILL YOU FUCK OFF? I'M TRYING TO TAKE A SHIT!"

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