There was a nun who got on the bus and a hippi said "I want to #### you!" Of course the nun said "no!" When the nun got off, then the hippi got off but the bus driver said "Hey, wait. I hear you want to screw that nun?", "ya, so" said the hippi. The bus driver said "She prays at the old cemetery every night so go there dressed as God." "Thanks", said the hippi.

That night the hippi went to the cemetery dressed as God and the nun was there like he said. The hippi went up to the nun and said screw me! The nun said "ok", so after they were done the hippi took off his mask and said "ha ha, I’m the hippi", then the nun took off her mask and said "ha ha,  I’m the bus driver!"

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